Repeat Assault: A stalker song

How I wish you could see the potential, 

The potential of you and me 

It's like a book elegantly bound, 

But in a language that you can't read 

Listen, and feel the romantic stalkishness of it: 

Because of the recesion: Lower Libido, Part 2

Even brothels are feeling the pinch(!): 

Egbert Krumeich, manager of Artemis, the largest brothel in Berlin, said that the recession had helped dent revenue by 20 percent in November, which is usually peak season for the sex trade. Meanwhile, in Reno, Nevada, the multimillion-dollar Mustang Ranch recently laid off 30 percent of its staff, citing a decline in high-spending clients. 

These days, CEOs would rather hit the sauce than "hit it." 

Because of the recession: Lower Libido

Even Playboy is experiencing money problems mostly likely due to the current state of the economy.

In these times, people would rather turn to Jack than bunnies.

Better than Rent: Prop 8 -- The Musical!

Found this through a random Twitter thingy.

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