Sunday, July 5, 2009

Anytime now, Gov Palin will say "Zap! Gotcha there!"

I know many of you are lamenting Sarah's Palin resignation as Alaska's governor for the past 942-ish days (she spent a few months maverickin' and barracudin' on the campaign trail).

But if you're like me, I'm stunned she decided to step down. She has but a year or so until the end of her first term. But noooo, she doesn't want to put Alaska or herself with having "lame duck status." No, she says, that would be inefficient. She promised efficiency to her constituents, so she's cutting her her term short so she could stay true to her word. Huhhhh?

Is she joshing?

Read the full text of Sarah Palin's (confusing/rambling/maverickilicious) resignation speech here.

Let us hope she fades into obscurity along the likes of Monica Lewinsky or the Backstreet Boys.

(Only because I want to be able to listen to Hall and Oates again!)

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